You Are not Cowboys

I'm not sure if you kids knew this, but if you're rocking a bandana or keffiyeh, you're not only 5 years late, but should be shot square in the fucking face. I've seen this atrocity thrive in the hipster and snowboard scenes, and I can't help but ask myself, "Why? What has happened to this world? Are you bandits? Do you honestly find it fashionable? " You look stupid. Shame on you.

You are not gangsters.  You live in the mountains you retards.